Saturday, October 15, 2022

Season 13 - Episode 11 & Special Event 07 with Short


1311 - The Mask in 3D
Premiere Date: Friday, October 28, 2022, 5:00 PM PST 

Host: Jonah Heston

Special Guests: Max's Landlady Mrs. Kelly (Rebecca Hanson), The Skull (Yvonne Freese)

Writers: Jonah Ray, Nate Begel, Ross Bryant, Gabe Castro, Danny Gallagher, Rebecca Hanson, Conor McGiffin, Opus Moreschi, Matt Oswalt, Paul Sabourin

The spirit of the season is in full bloom, with the SOL decked out in Halloween cheer, and most everyone in costume (I had to look up Jonah's, the one nobody gets... and okay, yeah, I've seen that actor in a lot of things). Max's made me laugh, and Rebecca's Mrs. Kelly (from the picture) played off him hilariously. Speaking of which, the sketches are movie or holiday-related, including an end segment that sees the SOL bridge and hosts and skull in 3D, cool! There's also a terrific song in the mix, and noir therapy ("Her tube went all the way to heaven where even angels don't dare to fly" says Crow on femme fatale GPC).

The flick (in B&W, our first in the modern era) looks fantastic, and while the primary storyline is watchable and noirishly lit, it's the freaky 3D montage sequences by the great Slavko Vorkapić that makes the movie special. As for the MST-3D experience, I enjoyed it - the effect can be iffy in spots (the flying eyeballs), but the environments and the layers found there are nicely rendered, there's an outstretched hand that seems to reach through the screen, and it's overall eye-catching and contributes to the spooky, but entertaining vibe of the episode. 

Mad Max Headroom and Mrs. Kelly

The riffing's patchy (the scene with Dr. Soames was mostly laugh-free, and the Frasier stuff didn't land for me... of the running gags, "Doodad" was the best). There's a lot that draws from music, and plenty of holiday-appropriate movie references (a Munchie callback, and of course the Carrey film is brought up several times), though the funniest among those was the nod to Cocteau (if Beez had written on this one, I would have credited her with that riff, as it's one of her favorite films). In addition: I like cats and cat quips in general, and we get a few of those, Crow's lengthy "Zoning Board" bit was my favorite line of the night. Another thing I found amusing was that I started singing "Eyes Without a Face" at the same time Crow did (hey, you had to do it, the woman's mask recalled the mask in that other flick of the same name)

Livestream? Crow reads viewer mail. Servo, Growler and M. Waverly thank Kickstarter backers, and fan art is shown during intermission - for the after show  Matt as Perico, Jonah as the keymaster, Joel as Buffett fan, Rebecca as Subaru Forrester, Yvonne as Beaker, and Emily as Muriel share Halloween memories, then discuss the episode and -best of all- show behind the scenes photos and video - I hope they do more of this type of thing in the future as having a visual guide to go with the stories are a huge plus. The show closes with them revealing the costume winners, of those shown I voted for Jan in the Pan, Cave Dwellers, Movie Theater Floor, and Kid Kinga.

Crow references this scene... and shows off his killer Caine impression

Favorite Riffs: "We've all gotten drunk and shaved with a cat, sure" - Jonah | "Should I call his parents - "Yes call that grown man's parents right away" - Secretary/Jonah | "He blamed it (the mask) for visions and nightmares" - "Incontinence" - Doctor/Crow | "My boyfriend is operating a medical practice out of a residential building! To the Zoning Board!" - Crow as Pam to a taxi driver | "I've got late onset Abe Lincoln face" - Jonah | "Another victim of fun sized Wolverine" - Servo | "Wow, a literal 5 O'clock shadow" - Crow | "Did he have any friends or relatives?" - "Does a Sailor Moon body pillow count?" - Detective/Crow as Mrs. Kelly | "He can't stay mad at me after he sees one of my apology caricatures" - Jonah | "Wall sconces by Jean Cocteau" - Crow | "Somebody turn on the subtext titles" - Servo | "I can't hear you, I'm a book now!" - Crow | "Somewhere a Pizza Hut table stands naked" - Servo, commenting on Pam's dress

Favorite Host Segment: Mrs. Kelly and the doodads, Rebecca was pitch perfect - how nice to get back to 'cast member plays a movie character', which was such a staple of the classic era.

Amazing Colossal Grade: 3-ish - The riffing wasn't the best part of the episode, that was the sketches, the ambiance, and 3D experience.



Special Event: A Tribute to Devil Doll + Short: Balance Beam for Girls
Premiere Date: Friday, October 14, 2022, 5:00 PM PST

The special event opens with a randomly selected short given a workover by the randomly selected Emily, and Co. The production is a dry instructional piece, but the crew brighten it up with silly observations ("Well, this is an unfortunate angle" - Crow), puckish digs ("Please watch 'Math for Girls' to understand these numbers" - Servo) or by aiding the narrator by giving cute names to various moves. Vocal inflection is equally important (no duh, right) and in this they are spot on, I don't know if the line "Don't break my ribs again, Cathy" is as funny on the page, but the way Conor delivers the riff, the annoyance in the voice, gave me one of my biggest laughs.  Rate this as another goodie from the group.

The episode held in tribute is the sci-fi favorite Devil Doll, and -thinking of a complaint I had with the last release (The Shape of Things to Come) - it was nice to re-discover that references to an actor's past or future work, didn't end with Frank's departure - we get one here when Servo notes... "You know, Kubrick saw this scene and said, “We’ve found our Heywood Floyd.”" -chefs kiss-

Sketch wise - there's some fun with the intros - (Pearl schools Synthia on how to introduce an episode, Emily and Bots talk about soul transference).  Later, Emily the skeptic mocks hypnotism, however the bots get the last laugh, which includes making her believe she's misplaced her butt... it's a childish routine, but the bots are like naughty kids, so, what can you do. (And it leads to callbacks at the close, "Where'd you go, you cheeky devil!" - Synthia).

Jonah, Servo (Baron) and Crow (Hampton) handle the thank you's, and return for a segment on Baseball vampires, which continues the trend of the bots pranking, or in this case, bashing the host.

For the after show, Tim, Jonah, Rebecca and Hampton talk about Halloweeny stuff, tease the next episode, then play a scary game (Trivia Murder Party), which wasn't as focused or funny as the last month's spy play. Plus, I wish the trivia had been more Halloween related and focused on movies, books, creatures, candy, stuff like that.

The stream closes with a Shout/Ballyhoo documentary. 

All told I liked the short and the tribute ep, the sketches were alright, the after-show game, mmm, honestly, I lost interest in it and checked out. 


Fan art and Jetscreen Trivia were part of the pre-show intro and intermission

The first 3D host segment

The cast in costume for the Mask after show

Image promoting the cosplay contest

October's lineup for Halloween Horror Month







Sunday, October 2, 2022

Synthia Selects 5: Halloween Horror Month


The Brain That Wouldn't Die
Special Guest: Tom Servo (Conor)
We catch Synthia gabbing about the lime in the coconut song, she then asks Tom what kind of brain he would he have, Tom can't decide between one that can fly and one that can turn invisible. He asks if can have a Brian instead (like Brian Bonsall) - at the end Syn laments Jan's fate while Tom wants to change his answer to Brian Dennehy, because he has many questions about FX 2, Syn nixes the idea (you're not at Wendy's Tom)

First Segment Text
Syn - "Allergic to both lime and coconut"
Servo - "The best of brains"
Syn - "Still shipping Mallory and Nick"

Gizmoblip: Tom and Crow play child and parent, who complain about Halloween falling on a Monday - Emily intervenes and implores them to think about what Garfield is going through

Second Segment Text
Syn - "Constantly panned"
Servo - "Has Brians on the brains"
Syn - "No substitutions, exchanges or refunds"


The Undead
Special Guest: Crow (Kelsey)
Syn, wearing 3-D glasses on her head, is upset about dam building double standards (she's not allowed to do, what beavers do) - she asks Crow to ponder that which is alive, is undead, which leads to magical talk and un un un stuff.  At the end, the two discuss their former lives

First Segment Text
Syn - "Dam if she does, dam if she does"
Crow - "T stand for technically"
Syn -"Un-un-unprepared"

Gizmoblip: The bots fear monsters in space, but Emily assures them space is safe, aside from depressurization. 

Second Segment Text
Syn - "Most of her friends are undead"
Crow - "The T stands for tomorrow"
Syn - "Mistakenly bought an Heir Friar"


Bride of the Monster
Special Guest: Pearl
"I lost the adapter so now it's just a regular old skateboard" says Synthia, who then asks Pearl if she's ever going to settle down and tie the knot, Pearl says no, and mentioned her many, now deceased husbands. Pearl then asks Syn if she should drop this hosting gig and get back to her chores and evil experiments (Syn ignores this completely) - the closing segment sees Syn excited by world destroying explosions, Pearl continues her intervention and threatens to take over. The show closes with a doc on Ed Wood.

First Segment Text
Syn - "Sk8 or die"
Pearl - "Not naught knot"
Syn - "Ignoring that second part"

Gizmoblip: Emily's bots talk about the best part of Halloween, for Servo it's organizing his candies, Crow just wants to eat it, so does Em, but the bots will only allow her a razor blade (trust me, that's funnier on screen than it looks in print).

Second Segment Text
Syn - "Spoiler alter for the world"
Pearl - "Making popcorn makes the world burns"
Syn - "She's not freaking out, you're freaking out"


The Dead Talk Back
Special Guest: Synthia
Thimbles, fimbles... Synthia welcomes her greatest guest ever, herself! Who speaks to the difficulties of hosting without a mug. The duo(?) return and ponder whether the dead can sing and dance too. Includes the Shout Factory interview with Myron Natwick, one of the stars of the movie.

First Segment Text
Syn - "Where'd that mug come from"
Syn - "Wait, what?"
Syn - "Wait - for real, what?"
Syn - "Where watching her unravel"
Syn - "More like Limp Bisquick, look, things have really taken a turn around here"

Gizmoblip: The bots misunderstand Jonah and explore the art of hiding weapons in candy

Second Segment Text
Syn - "NOW she's trying to make sense of things??"
Syn - "Honestly, we're all worried about her"
Syn - "Synthia should select some professional help"


Ring of Terror
Special Guest: Servo (Conor)
We catch Synthia talking about detergent pods, she then asks Tom about his favorite ring, Servo shares a tale of the Ring of Terror, but Syn explains that what they are watching is about old medical students, and not a 15-hour German Opera - in the final bit, Syn wants to know if Tom has ever thought about going bulb-free, but he's still hung up on the Opera. The show closes with a doc on Bela.

First Segment Text
Syn - "Everyone's fave flave"
Servo - "Lord of the Brass Rings"
Syn - "Once did a tight five at Val-Ha-Ha's"
Servo - "Rushed every fraternity, accepted by none"
Syn - "Is a clone of the original Ring of Terror"

Gizmoblip: Jonah plays Halloween tricks on his blindfolded bots, the hands in the bowl gag, the bots are horrified by bot parts, but are okay with human eyeballs

Second Segment Text
Syn - "Prefers onion rings of terror
Servo - "Bulb-free since '73"
Syn - "Insert Frasier joke here"


The Unearthly
Special Guest: Jonah
Syntha asks, when is time for go to bed for you? For Jonah it's always night and he doesn't know the last time he slept. Later, Jonah asks for one of those white noise machines, but all he gets from Syn are insults.

First Segment Text
Syn - "Class, Brass and Sass"
Jonah - "He the peoples"
Syn - "Get a cool 14 hours every night"

Gizmoblip: The bots have a seance by chanting Cyndi Lauper, but Jonah breaks the spell and instead of Joan of Arc, they conjure up Joan of Arkansas. 

Second Segment Text
Syn - "Isn't the unearthly just...sky?"
Jonah - "Does he even fit in those bunk beds?"
Syn - "More of an off-white noise"


Second Synthia from the Dead Talk Back


Halloween candy from Bride of the Monster

Jonah Krueger's Cavalcade of Terror

Synthia accessorizes with Kinga-Vision 3D Glasses


Saturday, October 1, 2022

Season 13 - Episode 10


1310 - The Shape of Things to Come
Premiere Date: Friday, September 30, 2022, 5:00 PM PST 

Host: Emily Connor

Special Guests: None

Writers: Jonah Ray, Nate Begle, Harold Buchholz, Gabe Castro, Erik Draden, Rebecca Hanson, Conor McGiffin, Beez McKeever, Matt Oswalt, Baron Vaughn -contributing riffer, Todd Nauck

About a year ago I was watching Faith's Takes on YouTube, the ones where she filmed her reactions to season 11 episodes - with some eps she's laughing often, with others (like fan fave Cry Wilderness), not as much. I thought of that after entering the vaults the day after this experiment's debut, to catch Ring of Terror. Now, Ring isn't a huge fan favorite, it didn't make the backer's top 100 poll, and yet, if you'd filmed my reactions, it was Ring that got belly laughs out of me, not The Shape of Things to Come, and that about says it all.

That's not to call this a comedy fail - Emily's biting Netflix quip, then noticing commercial sign within the film shortly after that, were both a hoot and a half, but most of my reactions were of the chuckle and snort variety, rather than big hearty guffaws. 

They do engage with the film nicely, and at times successfully build character traits, which was interesting as this came up during the Q&A, where they were asked about their preferences between riffing a star actor or having a no-name that you can create a character around (Jonah likes the latter). They do this well with the robot Sparks and its interactions with other characters. I also got a smile out of the narrative they created around the lead couple... by switching their romance to a friend zone. 

"I was the Governor, you know" - Emily

Unfortunately -aside from Jack Palance- they don't seem to know what to do with the other side of that question (riffing on known actors) the careers of Gunslinger's John Ireland and Sledge Hammer's Anne-Marie Martin is never acknowledged, even in small, subtle ways. And it broke my heart that with Carol Lynley (Niki) it's mostly about her hair and shoes - they drop the ball on creating a funny character for her, and they do nothing in regard to her career. When she was looking around, sneaking through the bowels of the Citadel, they could have done an "Oh poo, I've mislaid Bunny Lake again!" or sang 𝅘𝅥𝅯 "There's got to be a morning after"𝅘𝅥𝅯. Okay, yeah, I'm old, but I grew up watching her in movies like The Night Stalker, etc, and hoped they would have done right by her, even if was noting that this wasn't her best acting (my last hope is that somehow Trace and Frank get ahold of this, I know film buff Frank wouldn't let me down, in fact I could hear he and Trace turning that riff above into a running bit about days when she did do good acting in good films... "I worked with Preminger, you know""I worked with Olivier...")

Back to the positives, I like how they pulled out the old standby "Jim Henson's (fill in the blank) babies", and I got a kick out of Big Teresa, and all the other names Conor gave to the crew in one scene - I had no idea what Teresa was referencing (I had to look it up) the sound of it just tickled me. I even enjoyed the silly stuff... Spark's farts, the mishearing of words (bed for red, lunch for launch), or the reveal that master computer Lomax, is just a glorified Magic 8 Ball ("But you can shake me and ask again later" - Emily)


Host Segments and such? The show opens with M. Waverly and Growler discovering that being a bonehead's not all that wonderful, they're a fun pair. Most of the sketches didn't light a fire under me, though they do showcase Emily's talents, whether it's interacting with Sparks during the tepid Celebrity Roast, talking about love, or providing soothing vocal delivery for the podcast, she's simply a joy. Inventions include the Roller Coaster (drink coasters on a rail, the punch line "didn't spill a drop" was cute), and corn cob turkey holders. 

Livestream? Servo reads a letter ("It's raining on my face!" lol) Synthia, Growler, and Crow thank backers. The Q&A is a little glitchy, but otherwise, I enjoyed the conversation as Emily, Kelsey, and Jonah discuss the darkness of the ending for the roast sketch (which Joel came up with) and the sweetness of the love segment. Other topics include favorite puppets, goofy sci-fi, what kind of actor do you like to riff on, and what derails a writer's room?

Favorite Riffs: "Meanwhile at Netflix" - Emily after spotting a cancel button | "Whoa, this guy's space suit is very lung-forward" - Crow |  "Do not take Lomax if you are allergic to Lomax" - Crow | "I got to talk to the big lollypop" - Servo | "Robot knees apparently are not in the budget - Emily | "I'm picking up a high radiation level in this area" - "Well that explains my new toe" - Sparks/Servo as Jason | "They're children" - "And they're covered in dank, high-grade medical marijuana" - Kim/Servo | "I would like to help" - "I know close up magic" - Sparks/Crow | "Niki with the Irish goodbye" - Emily | "Boot to the head, boot to the head, boot to the head" - Crow | "Oh no, the crown roast of doom is making me do the pee-pee dance" - Servo as Dr. Caball 

Favorite Host Segment: The Shape of Crimes to Come Podcast - I liked the look and sound of the bit (the background art and music), and Emily was in top form, with her calming host voice

Amazing Colossal Grade: 3 - There are funny quips, but my Faith's Take style reactions were more of the smiles and chuckle variety. 

"I have many impressive things to show you" - "Like this Sit 'n Spin" - Omus/Servo



* Footnotes
Curious that there were no quips or host segs addressing Caball and Kabahl? Nor was there a "hey, they have a Kingadome too" or something along those lines when a similar dome shows up as background in a scene.  

With Dori Doreau (Anne-Marie Martin), they could have just referred to her by that character's name, as was done with the Paper Chase Guy in Warrior of the Lost World, or Lovejoy in Diamond Head, and that would have been fun, that would have sufficed.    

I'll give them a pass on Palance's "Turn it off" scene (not doing any George C. Scott in Hardcore quips), since Rifftrax covered that angle fully.