Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Turkey Volume Guessing Man: part 2

Variations on certain recurring riffs

He Died as he Lived...
* With his mouth wide open - Joel. Pod People
* ...Goofy! - Crow. Gamera vs Barugon
* With jelly all over his face - Servo. Earth vs the Spider
* Loving his work, he he - Crow. Mighty Jack
* They died as they lived. In each others arms" - Joel. Human Duplicators
* She died as she lived, failing algebra - Crow. Violent Years
* Not really having anything to do with this film - Crow. Danger Death Ray
* He died as he died, dead - Mike. Escape 2000
* A total load - Crow. Mole People
* White, Moist and Bloated - Servo. Terror from the year 5000
* Mud stained and splaying - Crow. Time Chasers

Said during a kiss: "You taste..."
* Like a fat drunk Russian - Crow. Rocket Attack USA
* Just like they! - Joel. Ring of Terror
* Like Joseph Goebbels - Servo. Wild Rebels
* Like wet leaves - Joel. Wild Rebels
* Like Bud Abbott! - Crow. Lost Continent
* Like chili peppers Hellcats
* Like salmon - Joel Master Ninja II
* Like Monte Markham - You taste like Ninja - Crow/Joel Master Ninja II
* Like Diogenes - Servo. Hercules Unchained
* Like Charles Boyer - Magic Sword
* You taste like Alan Steele - You taste like Yvonne DeCarlo. Hercules and the Captive Women
* Like Cherry Robitussin - Joel. Manos
* Like Annie Green Springs - Joel. Gunslinger
* Like Vince Edwards - Mike. The Brain That Wouldn't Die (Vince played Dr. Kildare on TV)
* Like Jane Kirkpatrick - Servo. Is This Love?
* Like Troy Donahue - You taste like Elinor Donahue - Crow/Servo. Is This Love?
* Like a Woolworth's Counter - Servo Atomic Brain
* Like goat cheese pizza - Mike Alien From L.A.
* Like Vinyl - Servo. Beginning of the End
* Like mint conditioner - Servo, Terror from the Year 5000
* Like Lik-em-aid - Crow. 811 Parts: The Clonus Horror
and variations...
* "Mmm, tastes like root beer barrels" - Crow Slime People
* "Mmm, your lips are like crisp, delicious bacon" - Servo. Bloodlust
* "Mmm, Juicy Fruit". Project Moonbase
* "Tastes like Juicy Fruit and pizza" - Crow (Untamed Youth)
* "Ew, you still taste like fatty. Don't you brush?" - Crow. Wild Rebels

Jim Henson's...
Slag Heap babies (316)
African Queen babies (316)
Iwo Jima babies (316)
Rae Dawn Chong babies (403)
Flying Leatherneck babies (403)
Barreta babies (404)
Baby babies (405) V
Cracker Babies (406)
Edgar Winter's babies (407)
Misfit babies (407)
Last Picture Show babies (407)
Birth of a Nation babies (409)
Exodus Babies (410)
Gandhi babies (412)
Witness babies (414)
Vertigo babies (414)
Jack Palance babies (420)
Chairman Mao babies (705) S

What's in a name?
New names the SOL gave to movie characters: Not a complete list, there are too many Steve's and Billy's and Joe's and WARD E at the Info Club lists ones for "Hellcats", "12 to the Moon" and "Space Mutiny". But here's a selection of a few odd or misheard names...

* Bill Schtinkwater. Crow: Final Sacrifice
* Bob Ovalhead. Crow: Girl in Gold Boots
* Otto Von Cheesebiscuit. Servo: ??
* Johnny Longtorso. Servo: #104 etc
* Rex Dart, Eskimo Spy. Zilla vs Megs
* Roxanne. Zilla vs Megs
* Gomez for Thong in "Cave Dwellers" F
* Itchy. Gamera vs Gaos
* Cornjob. Gamera vs Guiron
* Todd. Instead of Otar, Viking Women
* Pile-on-Pete Instead of Pilot Pete, The Painted Hills
* Big Stupid. Instead of Bix Dugan: Girl in Lovers' Lane
* My Cheesesteak. Colossus and the Heahunters
* Salty Ron, Peg-legged Dick, Blind Tom, Whistlin' Pete and Eyeball: The pirates of Bloodlust
* Johnny Pooper. Last of the Wild Horses
* Hardware Hank. Horror of Party Beach Y
* Bob Evil. Time Chasers
* Margret Rawhide Chew for Molly Strickland in "The Touch of Satan" F
* Johnny LONGBONE Instead of longBOW in "Moon Beast Y


Alien From L.A.: The Musical! There might be more contemporary music references in experiment #516, than in any other episode (Tho someone might want to challenge that statement by compiling one from the music heavy, "Escape 2000"). never-the-less, here's the list for L.A...
* Edgar Winter
* Vanity
* Ian Anderson (Of "Jethro Tull")
* Gunner Nelson (Of "Nelson")
* Exene (Of the 70's punk band "X")
* Paul Westerberg
* Devo
* Michael Sembello (Manaic from "Flashdance") V
* Janet Jackson V
* Aerosmith ("Love in an Elevator") V
* Blondie (Crow sings from "Heart of Glass" Once I had love and it was a gas...
* The Beatles (Crow sings from "A Day in the Life" Woke up, fell out of bed...)
* Tom Waits (A line from the song "Underground")
* Prince ("Is the water warm enough Wendy?" from the song "Computer Blue")
* Ted Nugent
* Ray Stevens (Gah, NO!)
* Boy George
* Murray Head (One Night In Bangkok)
* Billy Ray Cyrus (Mike sings "Achy Breaky Heart")
* Tina Turner
* Candy Slice (fictional)
* Lipps Inc. (Funkytown)
* Pink Floyd (The Wall)
* The Who ("It's the cover of "Tommy" - Crow. Plus Tom sings "Rough Boys")
* Jerry Garcia
* Rush
* Willie Nelson (the night life, it ain't no good life
but it's my life)
* Bette Midler (The Wind Beneath my Wings)
* Spinal Tap
* Kid Creole
* Adam Ant
* Eddie Van Halen
* Madonna (Papa Don't Preach)

In response to the above list, Wolf99x compiled this from Escape 2000, check it out...

-Ziggy Stardust
-Spinal Tap (Mike sings: "Working on a sex farm" from Sex Farm)
-David Sanborn
-Eddie Money
-Prince (Tom sings "purple rain")
-Frankie Goes to Hollywood
-Village People ("In the Navy")
-Fame
-White Snake
-Rocky Horror Picture Show ("Ladder of Damocles"/"Sword of Damocles")
-Heart (Mike sings "Barracuda")
-Blondie (Tom sings "Once I had love and it was a gas")
-West Side Story
-"Oh you driven my life away" (at least, I think that's what the lyric line was)
-Steven Tyler
-Joni Mitchell
-Diana Ross
-The Kinks (Tom sings from You Really Got Me: "You got me so I can't sleep at night")
-Dead or Alive ("You spin me right round baby") 
-Peter Gabriel ("She's so popular")
-Pink Floyd (Tom sings "Dark Sarcasm in the classroom" from "Another Brick in the Wall")
-The "Great Escape" theme song
-Carole King
-KISS
-Gerald Levert ("Baby hold onto me")
-Ringo Starr ("It's hard to find authentic Ringo caps nowadays.")
-Stevie Nicks
-Frank Sinatra
-Bob Dylan
-Michael Jackson
-Mickey Dolenz
-The Beatles ("c'mon, please please me!")
-B-52s (Tom sings from "Rock Lobster" "Motion in the ocean, his air hose broke, lots of bubbles, lots of troubles")
-Eddie Van Halen
-Covens "One Tin Soldier" (Mike sings "Go ahead and hate your neighbor, Go ahead and cheat a friend")
-Andy Griffith Show theme song
-Journey (Tom sings from "Separate Ways", "Someday Love will find you")


But Wolf wasn't done there. He watched Laserblast and noticed about 56 references there!
So we have a new champion.... for now!

Laserblast Music Reference List

- Charlie Daniels Band
- "Summer Wind" (Mike sings "The Keenan Wynn comes blowin in" to the tune of the song
- "Wind Beneath My Wings" (Tom sings "You are the Wynn beneath my Keenan" to the tune of the song)
- "Werewolves of London" ("I saw a Wolfman drinking a pina colada at Trader Vics" sung to the tune of the Warren Zevon hit)
- Grand Funk Railroad ("Is he an American Band? I hope he comes to our town and helps us party it down")
- Hawkwind
- Mike Oldfield
- McKendree Spring
- Rick Wakeman
- Jean-Michel Jarre
- Keith Emerson
- Gentle Giant
- Isao Tomita
- Kraftwerk
- Trent Reznor
- Robert Smith
- Gino Vanelli
- Dixie Dregs
- Edgar Winter Group
- Ram Dass
- Doobie Brothers (Tom sings "Old black Water, keep on rolling" from "Old Black Water")
- Hank Williams Jr. ("Are you ready for some football?!" and later, "my rowdy friends are comin' over later" from "My Rowdy friends are coming over tonight")
- The Doors (Mike sings "Show me the way to the next whiskey bar!" from "Alabama Song")
- Ollie Joe Prater
- Jerry Clower
- Stephen Stills
- Styx (Tom sings "Lady! When I'm with you I'm smiling" from "Lady")
- Kansas ("Dust in the wind"
- Theme to 2001: A space Odyssey
- Peter Frampton
- Ferrante & Teicher
- Captain and Tennille
- Merle Haggard
- Steppenwolf ("Get your motor running, head out on the highway." from "Born to be Wild")
- Tony Orlando
- David Soul
- Blue Oyster Cult ("Don't fear the Reaper")
- Englebert Humperdinck
- "The Streets of Cairo"
- Bo Donaldson and the Heywooods ("Billy, don't! 'Be a hero!'")
- Alan Parsons
- Bob Marley (A parody of "I shot the Sheriff" is sung)
- Eric Clapton ("After Midnight")
- Elvin Bishop
- Marshall Tucker
- David Bowie
- Sting ("Fortress around your heart")
- Ike and Tina Turner (Mike and Tom sing "Proud Mary")
- "Hogan's Heroes March"
- Coven ("One Tin Soldier")
- Stewart Copeland
- Don McLean (Tom Sings "Something touched me deep inside the day Eddie Deezen died" to the tune of "American Pie")
- the Grateful Dead
- Anthrax
- Poco
- Neil Diamond
- REO Speedwagon

Actually, there is one more... Check out my review of Laserblast and read the section on "Riffs Explained"



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Contributers:
F = Forrest / V = Vlad89 / Y = Yousonuva / S = Skiptastic

Special thanks to Wolf99x, Don and MirkwoodLodge for their help as well.