Saturday, November 12, 2022

Season 13 - Episode 12


1312 - The Bubble
#57 in Mighty Jack's Top 100
Premiere Date: Friday, November 11, 2022, 5:00 PM PST 

Host: Joel Robinson

Special Guests: None beyond the usual folks

Writers: Tim Ryder, Harold Buchholtz, Mary Christen, Devon Coleman, Tammy Golden, Jenny Jaffe, Drew Jansen, Kevin Sciretta 

The movie's been described as the Manos of season 13, but I can't agree with that assessment. Oh, it leaves us with more questions than answers, and it meanders and is repetitive, which is a quality the gang take note of (eventually Crow cracks and leaves the theater), but there's also a genuine spookiness to it and it's more competently filmed than some of worst of the worst MST has covered. During the livestream it was described as "no plot, just vibes" which sums it up smartly.

The riffing is a riot, especially at the start (most of my listed quips are heard early on) and while it levels off a bit by the final act, I was still getting laughs. On the comedy... there are cute puns ("You Hippocratic oaf" said to a doctor), movie inspired running gags (The town of "Cab Mister") and I got some old school MST vibes from Joel mentioning The Mod Squad, or briefly cautioning Crow for saying "Tit for Tat" during a breast-feeding scene; he even pulls out a prop, and squeegee's the spotty bubble.

Joel makes like Dr. Tongue with his 3D Paddle Ball

Sketches were frequently funny - the opening salvo, "Star fl-Eats", was punny but amusing; the SOL invention offers up unique popcorn flavoring, which includes Crow's hilarious "tears of my enemies" (we also learn that Joel cries in his sleep, ha ha), and for the Mads, "Lens-Be-Safe", which are blinding cans on your eyes. Host segments also see the three hosts continue with their rhyming scheme (they convince Pearl it was all her idea), and my favorite of the bunch, the 3D discussion (the movie was shown in that format in theaters), with Waverly as radio.

Livestream? Tom (with a scratch on his globe) reads a letter, backer thankers are Emily, Crow and Servo. The after-show guests are Devon Coleman, Mary Jo Pehl, Tim Ryder, and Joel Hodgson, who talk about bad movies and share tales of how they came to riffing on The Bubble (which really scarred these folks), and how backers helped out with Joel's invention and gave voice to Waverly's DJ's. 

The conversation then turns to the worst films seen on MST... Tim's is Monster A-Go-Go, Devon's is Overdrawn at the Memory Bank, Matt and Mary Jo went with Red Zone Cuba (she asserts that Coleman Francis smelled funny, even through the screen, lmao) while Joel sticks with good old Manos. Matt's second choice was Fu Manchu (which was one the fans brought up). The piece closes with Joel declaring this the worst after-show ever, which cracks up the others - and sure, the topics were downers, but it was actually quite informative and funny.

Favorite Riffs: "We angered God with our hubris again" - Joel | "In case of emergency, break glass" - Servo (on baby in incubator) | "Sir, bad news, we've removed a small naked boy from your wife" - Crow | "What's with him?" - "Postpartum depression by proxy?" - Mark/Crow on doctor | "This whole film feels like a cutting room floor" - Crow | "Remember when this song was everywhere?" - Crow, on non-music | "You know, the 3Ds so good you can almost reach out and touch the strings" - Crow | "When Tony's drunk, he becomes a Thunderbird's puppet" - Servo | "Hey this town has a street trampoline" - Crow | "My son grows up to be Dr. Manhattan you know" - Joel | "It's Moe Larry and Trotsky" - Crow | "I pity the fool having hallucinations" - Crow as Mr. T-like mask floats on by | "See you later" - "Incubator" - Mom/Servo | "He acted sort of funny, like a happy idiot" - "A Packers fan" - Mom/Crow | "Damn it all to hell, why?" - Joel whenever old woman drops purse | "It's a duel between the Marlborough Man and the Music Man" - Servo 

Favorite Host Segment: Radio Waverly, 3D talk on the SOL, Joel's paddle ball slayed me. 

Amazing Colossal Grade: 4 - all around entertaining, with an uproarious first half in the theater (had it kept to that pace I would have crowned this King or Queen of season 13)

The plan is hatched




Turkey Day 2022
While Kinga and Synthia were hilarious hosts, it was their A.I. Flat-imation abomination, Turkules who was the star of the marathon ("I was given the body of a God, with the head and voice of a turkey" he explains). The seasons Turkey Day mascot offered up many a laugh out loud moment, from lamenting his hellish existence to bonding with Synthia (a fellow mad experiment, who likes to say "Bizzactually").

For this marathon the older experiments were surgically enhanced, and something about the makeup on the sci-fi years, makes Mike look odd when upgraded (it appears as if he has light circles around his eyes in Party Beach) - as for the movies, Starfighters benefited the most from the process (those jets were shiny), eps like Catalina Caper and The Horror of Party Beach were more detailed, while Clonus wasn't half bad to begin with, and City Limits was too drenched in darkness for it to matter much. Overall, I'm a fan of the process, it added to my enjoyment. Update: Someone who worked on the upgrades spoke to the process, and a member of the MST3K discourse forum posted those thoughts, you can read them here... About surgical enhancements

A few screengrabs from the event...




Turkules in all his glory + Synthia gives an elaborate Flat-imation presentation to explain the process of enhancement, before Kinga butts in and gives a simple side-by-side comparison 


Max's head suddenly springs giant dust mites, while Kinga reveals Turkules' cruel and horrifying fate

The schedule (which is missing the short, Sleep for Health) - BTW, Horror of Party Beach was crowned king of 2022 by defeating Catalina Caper in the final round, 52% to 48% as voted by the fans. (In 2021 Prince of Space toppled Magic Voyage of Sinbad 57% to 43% to take the top spot)


November's lineup for Nothing as It Seems Month





Tuesday, November 1, 2022

Synthia (and pals) Selects 6: Nothing as It Seems Month


Rocket Attack U.S.A.
Special Guest: Emily Connor
Surprise, it's Pearl in the driver's seat for this one, but she's not very good at asking questions, so she just asks Emily if she's ever built a rocket, which sets Em off on a tale of naughty Bots and small fires, which leads to a request for paper towels, which Pearl denies. In the final segment Emily requests food (which the pranking bots ruined), again... denied. 

First Segment Text
Pearl - "Giving this host thing a try"
Emily - "Giving this test subject thing a try" 
Pearl - "Doesn't do the whole "granting requests" thing"

GizmoBlip: Jonah maps out a road trip, where the group plan to discuss conspiracy theories

Second Segment Text
Pearl - "Could really go for a Cold War about now" 
Emily - "Talking again for some reason"
Pearl - "She real salty"


Time of the Apes
Special Guest: Jonah Heston
Synthia returns and upsets Jonah by asking what kind of ape he is and for saying how much he reminds her of "Grape Ape" - in the final half, Syn talks about how she saw Jonah throughout the movie, he gives up, and she calls him a baby (but what, no nod to Heston's namesake in Planet of the Apes?). The show ends with a SHOUT! extra.

First Segment Text
Syn - "Shrinking in the rain"
Jonah - "Took Myers-Briggs. Is an APES"
Syn - "Briefly dated Grape Ape"

GizmoBlip: Jonah and the bots discuss their dreams which leads to an Inception moment

Second Segment Text
Syn - "Not very "observant""
Jonah - "Total ape move"
Syn - "Also briefly dated Caesar (the ape)"


Monster A-Go-Go
Special Guest: Crow T Robot (Hampton)
Reporting live from the supply closet they make her sleep in, Mega-Synthia (with tiny Bone Head mug) steps up to the plate and pretends to talk to someone off screen, she then asks Crow a musical question, which he takes and runs with as only Crow can... Mega responds with "Too many words" - Part 2, we are told... "While watching Monster A-Go-Go, Mega-Synthia became so upset that she destroyed the microphone - So if she sounds bad in this segment... that's on her..." -then it's onto "Grooveadelic" talk, but again, Crow uses too many words for Mega's liking.

First Segment Text
Mega - "The googly-eyed mop is named Gary"
Crow - "The original rama-lama-ding-dong" 
Mega - "Words aren't her thing"

GizmoBlip: Crow informs Jonah and Servo that he's been dead this whole time

Second Segment Text
Mega - "Honestly, she's sounded worse"
Crow - "Grooveadelic baby, yeah"
Mega - "She won't catch on in a flash"


Night of the Blood Beast
Special Guest: Tom Servo (Conor)
What if Frasier was a robot, Tom 'well actually's' Pearl when explains "night ofs" on the SOL, which makes her grumpy. The follow up, Servo's having a Heath Ledger retrospective, which is focused on Knights. 

First Segment Text
Pearl - "Thinks this is TikTok"
Servo - "Daphne Moon 13"
Pearl - "That's her secret - she's always well actually'd"

GizmoBlip: Emily thinks she's Jonah, Crow isn't buying it, but Servo think she's just like classic French Jonah... then suddenly Jonah as Emily appears! 

Second Segment Text
Pearl - "Want's to know the Blood Beasts blood type"
Servo - "Wait, so does that make Crow, Niles?'
Pearl - "No patience for word play"


Village of the Giants
Special Guest: Jonah Heston
Mega and Jonah commiserates on their above average size, Mega wonders if what happened to the teenage giants, happened to them? Part 2: Mega-Synthia is still holding her mug upside-down, finds the movie unbelievable (who names their kid "genius"), Jonah wants to hang out and play some hoops, but Mega aint having that, then she closes with an... "Ending slogan" (she doesn't have an actual slogan, she just says, "ending slogan") BTW, why is Mega taking like British royalty? Vault pick ends with a SHOUT Factory interview

First Segment Text
Mega - "The mug isn't the only thing that's tiny"
Jonah - "He might be giant"
Syn - "Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy"

GizmoBlip: The Bots want Emily to sign a contract to play "the" game, which relates to the movie "The Game"

Second Segment Text
Mega - "Is her hand stuck like that?" 
Jonah - "It takes a village (of the giants)"
Mega - "She didn't come here to make friends"


Bloodlust
Special Guest: GPC (Rebecca)
Synthia eats paint(?) that's what she said - Bloodlust makes Syn think of hobbies, GPCs top hobby is telling people about her hobbies. Later Syn apologizes for opening that 'hobby' can of worms, which GPC responds by revealing that she does can her own worms.

First Segment Text
Syn - "Talk about a pallat cleanser"
GPC - "She's crafty" 
Syn - "Collects molds, spoors and fungus"

GizmoBlip: Emily and the bots discuss the nature of simulations

Second Segment Text
Syn - "The mostest dangerous game"
GPC - "Another of her hobbies, the computer game worms"
Syn - "Yes we can"

Screengrabs

Tiny mug? Or is Mega-Synthia just that tall




A portion of Mega-Synthia & Pearl's end credits scrolls 


Mega-Synthia & Pearl's opening credit titles


Jonah and Emily dress up as each other