Friday, June 24, 2022

Season 13: Episode 06


1306 - Demon Squad 
Premiere Date: Friday, June 24, 2022, 5:00 PM PST 

Host: Joel Robinson

Special Guests: Dr. Erhardt

Writers: Yvonne Freese, Tammy Golden, Storm Dicostanzo, Howie Smith, Mary Christen, Devon Coleman, Matt Conant, Len Webb, Emily Marsh, Howie Smith, Paul Sabourin 

SPOILER ALERT - if you haven't seen the experiment, you should probably not venture forth.

Let's begin at the beginning, as that's the best part of the episode: As seen in Mordrid, Kinga sent Erhardt on a mission through time to retrieve a previous host... what got me laughing was that Dr. Erhardt didn't just grab Joel, he dragged the whole dang SOL back with him. After this, Joel and Larry do some catching up, but when Mr. Robinson makes comment on Erhardt's voice... holy cripes, that brief exchange had me in stitches. The bonus of hearing J. Elvis slip into that "shrill, nagging tone" of his, made it all the sweeter.

Yup, the nostalgia was in full force, Joel's still the father figure, and he's in his version of the SOL with Hexfield - you even hear "pizza" as they enter the theater. (No Magic Voice, however.)

The riffing? It's not bad, there's cute material here, but man, they were lobbing a lot of softballs in this one. The back half is funnier than the front, especially when they react or add to the dialogue (the dinner date scene, Tom's Starlord line) - and halfway through Joel adjusts Servo's voice back to its original settings, and -with all respect to Conor, who's been great- Josh is one of the kings, the man can deliver a quip like no other, so hearing him was a jolt of joy. Kelsey works as well with the twin masters of the past as she does Emily and Conor - like when she takes the handoff from Josh's “Purple Wall”, with her “Raspberry Doorway”; so, the chemistry is there. And Joel? Well, Joel is Joel, you know him, you love him. He's Joel!

The movie? Imagine a less effective John Constantine as Sam Spade, battling supernatural forces who don't present much of a threat. Honestly, this is more like the kind of no-budget thing Rifftrax would cover, but I'll give the filmmakers points for ambition - the Frankendemon head looks good, and the picture does move from place to place, more than a lot of cheapies, which often stick to a limited set. 


Host segments were fine, there was an old-school vibe to them (the sitcom bit recalls "My White Goddess" of season 2 fame). Synthia joins Kinga at the opening, and they're a funny pair, Max pops in briefly to show off an experiment, that an old pro like Joel is wise to. Pearl introduces herself and comes off uncomfortably needy, making Joel long for movie-sign. The personalities here are what sell these sketches.

Livestream: After-show Q&A with Joel, J. Elvis, Emily, and special guests: Demon Squad screenwriter/actor Erin Lilley Smith and director Thomas Smith. Broken into 2 sections, part 1 focuses on the episode, where they talk about the return of Joel and Josh, how they decide who hosts what - Emily throws in her perspective on the film, and more. The second part zeroes in on the movie, and what went into its making. It's a calm, professional and informative conversation, and the Smith's seem like nice people who put their hearts into the production.  

Favorite Riffs:  "Could you hurry, it kind of hurts" - Joel as Nick lights flame from fingers | "She lives with her mom" - "And her boyfriend, Nosferatu" - Nick/Servo | "Because Nick don't do math" - Joel | "Pennywise, the middle school years" - Crow | "Bed Bath and Begone" - Crow | “My one weakness, a firm but gentle push” - Servo | “Jesus Nick" - ♫ "Superstar"♫ - Lilah/Joel | "Wilhelm!" - Crow | "Wow, Guillermo del Toro's garage sale" - Servo | "I tied up your hands, how are you talking?" - Servo | "I'll just slide myself out" - Joel as Lilah | "Rosebud" - Crow

Favorite Host Segment: The opening, Joel and Larry are big-time hilarious

Amazing Colossal Grade: 3 - It's a step back from the string of pearls we've received since Atlantis. I'd describe the riffing as pleasant, but not epic. Still special for the return of J & J.


Sunday, June 12, 2022

Season 13 - Episode 05


1305 - Doctor Mordrid 
#47 in Mighty Jack's Top 100
Premiere Date: Friday, June 10, 2022, 5:00 PM PST 

Host: Emily Connor

Special Guests: Dr. Kabahl, Dr. Erhardt

Writers: Tim Ryder, Harold Buchholz, Devon Coleman, Yvonne Freese, Tammy Golden, Storm Dicostanzo, Molly Lewis, Alex Lupica, Len Webb. Emily Marsh, Howie Smith

The experiment gets off to a rousing start, with Roller derby names on the SOL, and a hilarious appearance by Dr. Kabahl on the Moon (which explains how we're getting Joel back, and what that thing is we've been seeing in the background). Nice touches, like Emily pulling out opera glasses during the Gilbert and Sulli-phone experiment, and Max's reaction to the gross, "Palm Greaser" got me ready for a prime riffing, and while the group wasn't 'spitting heat' as they were in Beyond Atlantis, there's still a lot to love.

Despite the abrupt and anticlimactic finish (the villain really is a dud), Mordrid's a modestly entertaining flick with some solid casting, and Matt McGinnis deserves a pat on the back for his movie selections this season (Beyond Atlantis, Santo, and I'm looking forward to Batwoman, a picture I've seen and enjoyed).

Riffwise, the piece is heavy with puns and silly wordplay (sea-brah, Frankie Avalon's awful-ganger, I see (I-C), communist manifestone, Sam-ulet, Bone-jour). You also hear movie references (Sam Raimi's "The Apartment"), and they do an ace job keeping an eye on the little moments (Servo's simple kiss between dinos) and the facial reactions of the characters (Emily's line about the diarrhetic kicking in, which makes Conor giggle). Plus, the scenes with Gunner were gold (the eye jokes). 

A couple of standouts for me were Crow's meta-riff... "Hey those tapes should be circulating!", and the line about rent control. Also, the amusing and smart end credit discussion about Christmas movies reminded me of some of the better end credit bits from the classic era. So, kudos for that.

Love the "New York Host" paper Crow pulls out

The main host segments were all movie related, which I've always liked, though these were cute rather than laugh-out-loud funny. Still, I like this cast, I like their rapport and connection. I've read discussions on Jonah's relationship to the bots, but I don't really see one, they are more like comedians doing routines, there's not that father figure relationship (Joel), or the bungling big brother thing (Mike), however, this group recaptures that special relationship vibe, they remind me of school friends, or kids at a sleepover, goofing around with each other (the superhero sketch has that feel to it). 

I dug the Mads segments; Max and Kabahl I spoke of earlier, but Felica too, Kinga passes out well (lol). And it's always a win when you have Dr. Erhardt stopping by.

Livestream Notes: Guests were Emily, Kelsey, Tim Ryder, and the movie's screenwriter C. Courtney Joiner, who dispels some myths, shares backstories and reveals that he's a MSTie too. Matt also speaks to a new, uninvited character seen during the show, Loading Bar (White Dot's mother).

Favorite Riffs:  "Why are they using the Mary Tyler Moore font?" - Servo | "I want in that head hole (weird gargling kiss sound)" - Emily | "Oh look, he's pondering weak and weary" - Servo | "The world burns but she adheres to the social contract" - Emily | "My BMs are silver!" - Crow as doc with a diet drink | "Take care of Edgar" - "Like Goodfellas take care of him, or?" - Mordrid, Emily as Sam | "We can't afford flashing lights, but we got this heat lamp" - Crow as cops | "I took an oath" - " I mean a valium" - Mordrid/Servo | "Raymond don't, everybody loves you!" - Servo, as a Raymond look-a-like puts gun to head | "If you had a nose, I'd punch you in it" - Emily as Mordrid speaking to Monitor | "Hagar, you look horrible" - Crow | And the recuring 'garbage disposal' riffs

Favorite Host Segment: The intro, Dr. Kabahl's sudden appearance, Baron's so good as this character.

Amazing Colossal Grade: 4 - An experiment that gets better with every viewing, I've come back to it several times since its release - that combination of movie, riff and overall personality has made it a favorite.

June's lineup for Supernatural Summer month


Tuesday, June 7, 2022

Sythnia Selects 2: Supernatural Summer

Cave Dwellers
Special guest: Crow (Kelsey)
Crow lets slip his hidden skills (latent water coloring) and later denies any knowledge of said skill, and Synthia doesn't get music

First Segment Text: 
Syn - "Also banned from Sheboygan for different reasons"
Crow - "Crouching Tiger Hidden Skills" 
Syn - "Hidden sills to pay the bills"

GizmoBlip: Emily and bots wonder who they could invite over for a summer cookout 

Final Segment Text:
Syn - "Only hang glides in her sleep"
Crow - "Only gold on the outside"
Syn - "Non-licensed non-therapist"

The Magic Sword
Special guest: Servo (Conor)
Weapons of choice? Tom lists the advantages of many (spiked ball on a stick), before settling on boomerang. Syn drinks from a bonehead mug and explains magic. Later, Servo changes his answer to "blowdart"

First Segment Text: 
Syn - "Combination of "synthetic" and "ia""
Servo - "...and he's all out of bubblegum" 
Syn - "Weapon of choice: Fatboy Slim's "Weapon of Choice""

GizmoBlip: Em and Crow prepare a picnic, but the magic basket wont sit still

Final Segment Text:
Syn - ""The Magic Sword" does double damage vs undead"
Servo - "Prefers the "Magic Flute""
Syn - "Prefers "Strange Magic" by ELO"

Quest of the Delta Knights
Special guest: M. Waverly
Syn still has her mug (now with a straw) and asks, have you ever been on a quest? Waverly discusses his, but Synthia doesn't care. In the final segment Wavery brushes his non-teeth.

First Segment Text: 
Syn - "Who gave her this mug"
Waverly - "Little. Orange. Different" 
Syn - ""A real man makes his own luck" - Billy Zane"

GizmoBlip: Aleister Crowly reads Jonah's derivative palm, Servo is the crystal ball.

Final Segment Text:
Syn - "Fat stacks of flapjacks"
Waverly - "No relation to M. Bison"
Syn - "Has new teeth delivered daily"

The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
Special guest: Jonah
Syn reveals that her fans are called "synners" (ha) and Jonah talks Sinbad (the comic). Later, Syn regrets never going on a voyage and Jonah yells.

First Segment Text: 
Syn - "No relation to the Subaru Forrester"
Jonah - "Not as reliable as a Subaru" 
Syn - "Pawned her Dwayne Wayne glasses in 1993"

GizmoBlip: Crow and Tom talk benches and chairs, while Jonah loses his temper

Final Segment Text:
Syn - "Her life is a voyage"
Jonah - "Also thinks Avril Lavigne was replaced in 2003"
Syn - "More like Singood"

Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell
Special guest: Emily Connor
What would your sword and sorcery name be? Emily goes on about vampires instead, her vamp name? Natasha von Dracula, Jr. At the end Syn jokes about death getting a restraining order (because of all the stalking) 

First Segment Text: 
Syn - "Has never left a penny"
Emily - "Loves Conan but not the one you think" 
Syn - "Always picked Oddjob"

GizmoBlip: Jonah impresses Crow with slight-of-hand, he thinks he'll become filthy rich with his head coins, then Tom walks in with a head full of coins.

Final Segment Text:
Syn - "Lives, Laughs Larfs"
Emily - "Apparently loves purple"
Syn - "82 percent Mountain Dew"

Merlyn's Shop of Mystical Wonders
Special guest: CPC
Talking the downfall of magical shops

First Segment Text: 
Syn - "Is pretty sure boba tea was invented by Boba Fett"
GPC - "Thinks magic is all around us" 
Syn - "Used B-Dubs Wing Sauce as perfume"

GizmoBlip: Emily would like to become a werewolf, Crow wants to be a tweenwolf, Servos disgusted with them both

Final Segment Text:
Syn - "Owns a dozen of those evil monkeys"
GPC - "General public aCcountant"
Syn - "Still diamond hands on Gamestop"


Synthia blows bubbles + Waverly about to bush teeth

The magic picnic basket, from the Magic Sword (screengrab by optiMSTie)






Wednesday, June 1, 2022

Synthia's Selects: Pesky Critters Month


New to the Gizmoplex are Vault Picks, which are 6 curated classic episodes tied to a common theme. During the soft launch there was "Good Vs. Evil" month, followed by "Dystopian Futures" month. May brought us "Pesky Critters" and something new and hilarious... wraparound segments hosted by Synthia, who is joined by various guests. And a mid-episode GizmoBlip (a host segment of sorts). Here's a quick look at these ephemeral (for now) pieces. Watch them while you can.

March - Good vs. Evil Month: Human Duplicators, Hercules Against the Moon Men, Outlaw (Of Gor), Teenagers from Outer Space, Zombie Nightmare, She-Creature

April - Dystopian Futures Month: Time Chasers, Space Mutiny, Escape 2000, Parts: The Clonus Horror, City Limits

May 2022: Pesky Critters Month


Werewolf
Special guest: GPC
Have you ever been to "Flagstaff?" that and werewolves are discussed

First Segment Text: 
Syn - "Really thinks she could do stand-up"
GPC - "Forever on the ceiling" 
Syn - "Natural" "Blonde"

GizmoBlip: Emily and bots discuss how to repel various monsters.

Final Segment Text:
Syn - "There wolf"
GPC - "Stands for whatever you want it to"
Syn - "Flagstaff should be paying me at some point"   


Killer Shrews
Special Guest: Emily
Synthia asks Em, "If you could make anything giant, what would it be?" Emily at first goes with dog, but then remembers Clifford, and Martin Short and changes her mind, several times. 

First Segment Text: 
Syn - "Clone about town"
Emily - "The new one"
Syn - "A nice Italian substitution"

GizmoBlip: Emily and bots are training critters, one pees on Crow's shoe, when Tom chastises her for wearing Converses, Kelsey makes a funny sound in response "Well-I -jab-a-ja-bla-ah!" 😄

Final Segment Text:
Syn - "Killer, but shrewd"
Emily - "Human woman"
Syn - "Barely tolerating everything"


King Dinosaur
Special Guest: Tom Servo (Baron)
What makes a king? And the difference between dinos and lizards

First Segment Text: 
Syn - "The hostess with the mostest"
Servo - "He's the wind, baby"
Syn - "Doesn't believe dinosaurs are real"

GizmoBlip: Jonah's bots are convinced they have an outbreak of Leprechauns on the SoL

Final Segment Text:
Syn - "Still unconvinced re: dinosaurs"
Emily - "Taxonomy expert"
Syn - "Dinosaur descendent"


Pod People
Special Guest: Crow (Hampton)
If you were on a desert island and could only bring one pod, what would it be? Crow seems confused by this question and panics. Syn is amused by his lack of preparedness. Later she asks him what he thinks Trumpy's up to these days, but he's still stuck on her first question.

First Segment Text: 
Syn - "She's out to get hers"
Crow - "The Gold One"
Syn - "Having fun with lower thirds"

GizmoBlip: The bots ask Jonah for a support animal, which leads to questions about what critter each would want

Final Segment Text:
Syn - "Idiot Control When?"
Crow - "Tough to pin down"
Syn - "Not afraid to get political"


Beginning of the End
Special Guest: Emily
Where do you think you are, the beginning of the end, or the end of the beginning? Emily goes off on a wild tangent after being ask this question, and slowly loses her mind.

First Segment Text: 
Syn - "A clone after her own heart"
Emily - "Likes: Tom Petty's "Wildflowers", Dislikes: Actual wildflowers"
Syn - "Would've been a Mean Girl"

GizmoBlip: Tom and Crow are space exterminators; Jonah pretends to be a building.

Final Segment Text:
Syn - "This is the end of the Beginning of the End"
Emily - "Spiraling for the past 90 minutes"
Syn - "Major in Psychological Torment at DeVry"


Gamera
Special Guest: Jonah
Jonah discusses Ozu and Gamera, Synthia hums a bit of the giant turtle's theme song.

First Segment Text: 
Syn - "Clone, dog lover, raconteur"
Jonah - "Glasses"
Syn - "Feeling herself"

GizmoBlip: Emily does a pirate voice and tell an unclimactic story. The bots give their review

Final Segment Text:
Syn - "She sees a turtle in the clouds"
Jonah - "Does he even need those glasses?"
Syn - "Friend to few children"


A few screengrabs from the month

The introductory photos, used during the first 2 months

Before the Gizmoblips air, we see this image

Emily afeared of them pesky critters, during Killer Shrews

"Flag Staff"