Cave Dwellers
Special guest: Crow (Kelsey)
Crow lets slip his hidden skills (latent water coloring) and later denies any knowledge of said skill, and Synthia doesn't get music
First Segment Text:
Syn - "Also banned from Sheboygan for different reasons"
Crow - "Crouching Tiger Hidden Skills"
Syn - "Hidden sills to pay the bills"
GizmoBlip: Emily and bots wonder who they could invite over for a summer cookout
Final Segment Text:
Syn - "Only hang glides in her sleep"
Crow - "Only gold on the outside"
Syn - "Non-licensed non-therapist"
The Magic Sword
Special guest: Servo (Conor)
Weapons of choice? Tom lists the advantages of many (spiked ball on a stick), before settling on boomerang. Syn drinks from a bonehead mug and explains magic. Later, Servo changes his answer to "blowdart"
First Segment Text:
Syn - "Combination of "synthetic" and "ia""
Servo - "...and he's all out of bubblegum"
Syn - "Weapon of choice: Fatboy Slim's "Weapon of Choice""
GizmoBlip: Em and Crow prepare a picnic, but the magic basket wont sit still
Final Segment Text:
Syn - ""The Magic Sword" does double damage vs undead"
Servo - "Prefers the "Magic Flute""
Syn - "Prefers "Strange Magic" by ELO"
Quest of the Delta Knights
Special guest: M. Waverly
Syn still has her mug (now with a straw) and asks, have you ever been on a quest? Waverly discusses his, but Synthia doesn't care. In the final segment Wavery brushes his non-teeth.
First Segment Text:
Syn - "Who gave her this mug"
Waverly - "Little. Orange. Different"
Syn - ""A real man makes his own luck" - Billy Zane"
GizmoBlip: Aleister Crowly reads Jonah's derivative palm, Servo is the crystal ball.
Final Segment Text:
Syn - "Fat stacks of flapjacks"
Waverly - "No relation to M. Bison"
Syn - "Has new teeth delivered daily"
The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
Special guest: Jonah
Syn reveals that her fans are called "synners" (ha) and Jonah talks Sinbad (the comic). Later, Syn regrets never going on a voyage and Jonah yells.
First Segment Text:
Syn - "No relation to the Subaru Forrester"
Jonah - "Not as reliable as a Subaru"
Syn - "Pawned her Dwayne Wayne glasses in 1993"
GizmoBlip: Crow and Tom talk benches and chairs, while Jonah loses his temper
Final Segment Text:
Syn - "Her life is a voyage"
Jonah - "Also thinks Avril Lavigne was replaced in 2003"
Syn - "More like Singood"
Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell
Special guest: Emily Connor
What would your sword and sorcery name be? Emily goes on about vampires instead, her vamp name? Natasha von Dracula, Jr. At the end Syn jokes about death getting a restraining order (because of all the stalking)
First Segment Text:
Syn - "Has never left a penny"
Emily - "Loves Conan but not the one you think"
Syn - "Always picked Oddjob"
GizmoBlip: Jonah impresses Crow with slight-of-hand, he thinks he'll become filthy rich with his head coins, then Tom walks in with a head full of coins.
Final Segment Text:
Syn - "Lives, Laughs Larfs"
Emily - "Apparently loves purple"
Syn - "82 percent Mountain Dew"
Merlyn's Shop of Mystical Wonders
Special guest: CPC
Talking the downfall of magical shops
First Segment Text:
Syn - "Is pretty sure boba tea was invented by Boba Fett"
GPC - "Thinks magic is all around us"
Syn - "Used B-Dubs Wing Sauce as perfume"
GizmoBlip: Emily would like to become a werewolf, Crow wants to be a tweenwolf, Servos disgusted with them both
Final Segment Text:
Syn - "Owns a dozen of those evil monkeys"
GPC - "General public aCcountant"
Syn - "Still diamond hands on Gamestop"
Synthia blows bubbles + Waverly about to bush teeth
The magic picnic basket, from the Magic Sword (screengrab by optiMSTie)
