Saturday, January 7, 2023

Season 13 - Festival of Shorts & Special Event 12


Festival of Shorts + Let's Keep Food Safe to Eat & Mr. B Natural
Premiere Date: Friday, January 6, 2023, 5:00 PM PST

The 11th tribute of the season sees our host, Hampton's, Crow T. Robot (temporarily from France?) dressed to the nines as he presents a collection of classics, as well as a recent one. They are, A Case of Spring Fever, Circus on Ice, Snow Thrills, The Selling Wizard, and Pipeline to the Clouds.

The festival also features appearances from Tom and Jonah in a series of sketches that are, mm, alright, but not really laugh out loud funny. Among the group - Heston & Tom help come up with a name for the show, Servo all in gold, plays Crow, and Jonah as a talk show guest...

Crow and Tom introduce the new shorts during the livestream, Pearl for the standalone release - but who would ever complain about seeing more Emily, not me. Ems group take on a piece about keeping food safe (and really, even before the fuzzy mold is introduced it looked pretty gnarly). There's a lot of like here... Emily's line about pyramid schemes was a clever switcheroo on the narrator's question about Steve's dirty hands, as was the one about Cathy's missing fingers. Another laugh came from Kelsey's, "Now turn off the light switch and grab the door handle." ðŸ˜„

Servo as Shirley Eaton in Goldfinger?

After this and a Madvertisement, Crow and Jonah return with an extra special announcement, footage was found from the time Max and Kinga were trapped in the theater at the end of season 12, where they were forced to watch Mr. B Natural. And It's fun to hear this duo do some riffing. Patton's comment on the name Patton, comparing Mr. B to Elf on the Shelf and the Gadget quip gave me big laughs. While "Check out that housecoat, what a babe!", and "What's NWA mean?" were a couple of knockouts from Felicia.

Though there are some noticeable dead zones, and I wouldn't rank it ahead of the original, there's still gold left to be mined from this short, and it's fun to compare all 4 versions - the 2 from MST3K, Rifftrax and the Mads (for example, near the end when Mr. B gives the OK sign, Kinga echoes Joel's "It stinks", on Rifftrax the line was, "Adequate!") 

Oh, and was it just me, or did Max sometimes sound like Gene from Bob's Burger's?
 


Special Event: Overdrawn at the Memory Bank Riff-A-Long + Short: Better Breakfasts USA!
Premiere Date: Friday, January 20, 2023, 5:00 PM PST

Better Breakfasts USA is proof that there's still value in showing a crappy print, as it gives the crew a chance to react and respond to blips and artifacts... such as the incursion of mini tornados found in this week's piece, which is about a classroom fieldtrip to a studio, where children learn about the grains found in breakfast food. In it, our Riffers act as educational helpmates, pointing out which grains are the most feared, and how cereals come flaked, puffed, mutilated... etc, etc. Emily points out the Kellogg's Maxi Wheats, while Tom assures us that Branson, MO is a tropical area (the proof is in the rice). All this and more, in one of the most hysterical bits of schooling you'll ever hope to receive, and one of the toppermost shorts offered up this season. 

After that stellar start, Rebecca, Baron, Hampton, Jonah join forces for the live cast watch along, which was rather subdued and not as diverting as past watch parties, like Hobgoblins (shown during the pledge drive). Of the four, Jonah's shouty, Hampton suffers through technical issues, though he does earn a laugh with the line, "Hold thy horses and cool thy jets". Rebecca's "Middle Fingal" quip was silly but funny. Baron, looking and sounding under the weather, is a champ, not only because it's a kick watching him break up over the riffs and sketches, but also for utterances of admiration (complimenting one bit for its "lyrical dexterity") and his amusing riff additions ("Less is More-occo", and "Brendan Fraser gives his all in this" (a nod to his role in The Whale).


There are a handful of new host segments and I like how they -at times- relate to the episode as something they lived through and riffed on, as in the introductory piece where Pearl and Synthia talk PBS, which leads to Crow discussing his immortal catch phrase, "You know you want me baby!" It lends the livestream a tribute like feel.

Later - Team Emily can't figure out what's beeping (Servo's line. "When have you ever known me to be a beeper..." is so clever, clever). After that there's talk about doppeling into an animal of choice (Hampton's dolphin stuff gives up the giggles) / Jonah and Emily have a serious discussion with the kids (Bots) about screen time / And a "You know you want me, baby!" tote bag is shown, as Pearl is called out for delays in sending out the swag, even Dr. Kabahl is impatiently waiting (course, this a biting meta-joke). 

There's a Q&A at the end, where doppeling, catch phrases, and living in a cinemas are among the subjects.


January's lineup for Tech Run Amok Month






 

Monday, January 2, 2023

Synthia (and Pals) Selects 8: Tech Run Amok Month


Atomic Brain
Special Guest: Jonah
Synthia asks the age-old question, "what atomic body part would you prefer?" - Jonah wants a neck (to protect him from Crow's surprise judo chops), Syn selects heart, because atomic hearts can't be broken. Part 2: Syn reveals that Pearl often tells her that she needs a brain transplant, while Jonah now wants atomic eyes, after watching the movie. 

First Segment Text:
Syn - "Taught a fish to man"
Jonah - "Ring ring ring... banana jumpsuit"
Syn - "Atomic heartthrob"

GizmoBlip: Network names from team Emily

Final Segment Text:
Syn - "What a clone, hu?"
Jonah - "Atomic face rub"
Syn - "Needs 12 more pieces of Rick Flair"



Blood Waters of Dr. Z
Special Guest: Mega-Synthia
Pearl mixes metaphors (but she don't care) and asks Mega if she's ever had walking catfish and how was it prepared? No, but she did have a walking taco, which didn't walk, and this upsets her. Pearl tries, and fails a segue (don't dip corns chip into blood waters?) Later Pearl quips that rock weeds are the algae of love. Mega is still hung up on walking catfish 

First Segment Text:
Pearl - "Jorts made a comeback, why not Jarts?"
Mega - "Walking catfish, hidden dragon"
Pearl - "For whom the Taco Bell tolls"

GizmoBlip: Emily shares pictures of herself repairing bulkheads, and goes a little mad while sharing a picture story (but she doesn't miss Instagram, honest)

Final Segment Text:
Pearl - "Blood waters run deep"
Mega - "All her thoughts are final"
Pearl - "Goal disoriented"



The Amazing Transparent Man
Special Guest: Tom Servo (Baron)
Tom can see right through men, and very few are amazing, only Tom and women are amazing. Syn sez "simmer down bubble boy!" - in the final segment, Tom can now see through clones, which upsets Syn (nobody can see through me!)

First Segment Text:
Syn - "It's turtles and clouds all the way down"
Servo - "No longer transparent, still a gentleman"
Syn - "She's every woman"

GizmoBlip: Emily's bots are 50 times behind on their updates

Final Segment Text:
Syn - "The Amazing Opaque Woman"
Servo - "The Adequate Translucent Robot"
Syn - "Got a blank space where her mind should be"



Robot Holocaust
Special Guest: Crow T. Robot (Kelsey)
Mega-Synthia talks about another vacation ending after a bunch of villagers try to burn her up in an old mill? She asks if Crow is tired of robots, he is and lacks empathy for other robots who are not him. By the end, both Mega and Crow feel there were far too many humans in the movie for their liking, then Mega gets bogged down in sister talk.

First Segment Text:
Mega - "That wasn't in the brochure"
Crow - "Robotzzzzzz"
Mega - "The library is always open (and underfunded)

GizmoBlip: The bots prank Jonah, by acting like their batteries are low... Crow wants a robo-priest, to issue last bytes. 

Final Segment Text:
Mega - "That don't impress her much"
Crow - "No the humanity!"
Mega - "But should she say that again?"



First Spaceship on Venus
Special Guest: Tom Servo (Conor)
Pearl doesn't wear pearls, because she hates oysters... Tom wants to be on the first spaceship to land on Everest, or the ball at Epcot Center, or Uranus. At the close, Pearl sums up the movie, "It's like Wall-E, but sadder and more German." Servo continues his Uranus talk.

First Segment Text:
Pearl - "The oysters know what they did"
Servo - "First Mate aboard Jefferson Starship
Pearl - "Forever displeased"

GizmoBlip: Tom and Crow offer Jonah advice on repairs, GPC plays tech support but wont help until J apologizes for stealing her sweets.

Final Segment Text:
Pearl - "Rages against all machines"
Servo - "Got a machine head"
Pearl - "Has had it with Uranus"



War of the Colossal Beast
Special Guest: GPC
Mega-Synthia is thrilled with the colossal movie, and asks GPC why she (Mega) is her favorite colossal beast? Mega is flattered by the flattery. Part 2 - Mega found the movie very touching, GPC tries to consol her but misunderstands, Mega is glad because she's now colossus #1!

First Segment Text:
Mega - "Some assembly still required"
GPC - "Outer space's sweetheart"
Mega - "Is lovin' this"
GPC - "Sometimes the higher functions include flattery"
Mega - "Wow, she bought it"

GizmoBlip: More tech issues on the ship, Tom and Crow switch bodies, GPC thrives on chaos, Emily gives crushing hugs

Final Segment Text:
Mega - "Lost the battle, but lost the war"
GPC - "Gonna Pacify Correctly"
Mega - "Why does she need so many bowling pins?"


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