Final Justice
Special Guest: Emily Connor"Whoever made Sanka's fired" - Synthia - And irksome Emily fields the question, "what is Joe Don Baker's deal?" - Later Snth thinks she gets Joe Dons deal, Em wants to have a drum circle. so, they can really connect - Syntha responds with a pun (dumb circle)
First Segment Text:
Syn - "The face that Sanka thousand ships"
Em - "Once waved at JDB at a boat show"
Syn - "Her mug runneth over"
GizmoBlip: Crow punches Em because he thinks he's Jason Bourne, Tom believes he's more a Manchurian Candidate and he and Em try and help come up with a sleeper agent trigger name
Second Segment Text:
Syn - "Preferred "Penultimate Justice""
Em - "You'll have to specify which face hole"
Syn - "Keith Moon 13"
Code Name: Diamond Head
Special Guest: Jonah"It should be hard to cancel a gym membership... because of the puritans" - Synthia. Jonah is asked what he likes to stay away from, he lists Mads, hibernating bears, the cold vacuum of space and Jim (because you don't mess around with Jim). Later Syn denies his request for water and tell him he can bathe in his own humiliation.
First Segment Text:
Syn - "She's billed monthly by the Curves in Sheboygan"
Jonah - "Clearly stays away from combs"
Syn - "Has tugged on Superman's cape"
GizmoBlip: Emily and crew want to update Bond girl names for modern sensibilities and replace them with blander, un-sexy names. They then do bad impressions of Connery.
Second Segment Text:
Syn - "Code Name: Cubic Zirconia Head"
Jonah - "Code Name: Tourmaline"
Syn - "Is one of those "people""
Danger!! Death Ray
Special Guest: Pearl"Cold cream can work as whipped cream in a pinch" - Synthia - Pearl chastised Synthia and tells a story that proves she's own weapon of destruction, one that desires to put everyone and everything in danger. At the end, Syn plays with silly Fargo names, which irritates a silly name hating Pearl
First Segment Text:
Syn - "Currently in a pinch"
Pearl - "Currently doing the pinching"
Syn - "Test drove a stingray (the animal)"
Gizmoblip: Emily and the bots are embroiled in a series of double-crossing spy games; this one involves a licked donut... or is it?
Second Segment Text:
Syn - "Still in that pinch"
Pearl - "Has heard and dated them all"
Syn - "aka Fart Bargo"
Mighty Jack
Special Guest: Servo (Baron)Synthia talks banana peels and poses the question, "hot ice, how can this be?" The closing bit features the discussion, Mighty or Mightiest Jack, and remembering the Alamo (hu?).
First Segment Text:
Syn - "Doesn't get the ap-peel"
Servo - "The smallest of bots"
Syn - "The hottest solid"
Gizmoblip: Tom and Crow, agents of HIASHAY (hello I am a spy how are you) requests that Jonah put a soft bag over his head and come with them, he agrees.
Second Segment Text:
Syn - "She's mighty mighty, just letting it all hang out"
Servo - "He's mitey mitey"
Syn - "It's a Titanic joke, you see"
Invasion, U.S.A.
Special Guest: M WaverlySynthia talks Paul Revere logic and Waverly barges in again and the duo talk hypnotism - M attempts to figure out the trigger word that'll make Syn quack. Stay to the end, as theirs a piece on producer Albert Zugsmith
First Segment Text:
Syn - "Never been to British"
Waverly - "You're killing me, Smalls"
GizmoBlip: With Jonah - what makes a good henchman, plus the trio do their Wilhelm screams.
Second Segment Text:
Syn - "Is nothing but regrets"
Operation Kid Brother/Double 007
Special Guest: Crow (Hampton)Syn plays with her fingers ("only cool clones can do this") - Crow loses it when he finds out he has no older brother. Later, Syn offers to create him a big brother, but he's good. Afterwards we see Joel's DVD introduction
First Segment Text:
Syn - "Talented phalanges"
Crow - "Only" "Child"
Syn - "Her sister is a tube"
GizmoBlip: The best thing about being a spy is code names, Jonah's is Viper, Servo's is Bazooka and Crow is Code Name: Darryl Hannah
Second Segment Text:
Syn - "Double oh no she didn't"
Crow - "Has big LBE (L'il Brother Energy)"
Syn - "Has big LBE (Literal Big Ego)"
Crow battles Emily during "Final Justice"
