The Girl in Lovers' Lane
Special Guest: Emily
Mega-Synthia reveals that she is a proponent of using nature's bottle opener (her teeth) and asks Emily why this is her favorite rom-com (it's actually "Never Been Kissed") and informs Mega that this is neither rom or com, which upsets M ("How dare you, no one checks my facts!"), plus murder and pool hall fights are her idea of a perfect first date. In the final segment, Mega concedes to Ems point that it wasn't so romantic, E says it needed more Drew Barrymore.
First Segment Text:
Mega - "Not the sharpest tool on the moon"
Emily - "Puts the "antic" in romantic"
Mega - "Only allowed to have a sippy cup of tea"
GizmoBlip: The bots are mad at celestial bodies for meddling in the affairs of humans (after leaning the phrased, "Star crossed lovers" and taking it literally). Em attempts to correct them, but they rant on, even going after people with star in their name (Star Jones, Matthew Star)
Final Segment Text:
Mega - "Once totaled a car on Lovers Lane"
Mega - "Not the sharpest tool on the moon"
Emily - "Puts the "antic" in romantic"
Mega - "Only allowed to have a sippy cup of tea"
GizmoBlip: The bots are mad at celestial bodies for meddling in the affairs of humans (after leaning the phrased, "Star crossed lovers" and taking it literally). Em attempts to correct them, but they rant on, even going after people with star in their name (Star Jones, Matthew Star)
Final Segment Text:
Mega - "Once totaled a car on Lovers Lane"
Emily - "Learning to thrive in unrelenting bleakness"
Mega - "Mug tree"
Hercules Unchained
Special Guest: Tom Servo (Conor)
Unchained, sure? But Tom has seen Hercules unplugged. Syn is concerned about the big cats and the harm they came too; Tom imagines a litterbox for a tiger. S then sings a song about Herc on a chain and being cold outside at night (as if he were a dog)
First Segment Text:
Syn - "It was much later allegator"
Servo - "Hercules: Unchained Melody"
Syn - "Her best date nights are with the actual stone fruit"
GizmoBlip: Emily's all excited about this month of love, but Crow finds cupid's arrow terrifying - babies with arrows, how does it happen? Tom's not fond of baby gods
Final Segment Text:
Syn - "Hercules: Snow Chains"
Syn - "It was much later allegator"
Servo - "Hercules: Unchained Melody"
Syn - "Her best date nights are with the actual stone fruit"
GizmoBlip: Emily's all excited about this month of love, but Crow finds cupid's arrow terrifying - babies with arrows, how does it happen? Tom's not fond of baby gods
Final Segment Text:
Syn - "Hercules: Snow Chains"
Servo - "A tiger of a different stripe"
Syn - "Has more funk than fun"
Girl in Gold Boots
Special Guest: Emily
Pearl has a new intro (she's going for 'friendly'?), refers to Em as the "Girl with brown hair" and asks her what it's like having no fashion sense. Emily defends herself but O Pearlo isn't interested. The second part continues this thread.
First Segment Text:
Pearl - "The maroons have been encircled"
Emily - "Constantly profiled by the fashion police"
Pearl - "Once told Heidi Klum auf wiedersehen"
GizmoBlip: Hunks of the SOL calendar, which is filled with photos of non hunky things, like a ladder and the sun.
Final Segment Text:
Pearl - "Woman in green jacket"
Pearl - "The maroons have been encircled"
Emily - "Constantly profiled by the fashion police"
Pearl - "Once told Heidi Klum auf wiedersehen"
GizmoBlip: Hunks of the SOL calendar, which is filled with photos of non hunky things, like a ladder and the sun.
Final Segment Text:
Pearl - "Woman in green jacket"
Emily - "Human banana clip"
Pearl - "Doesn't joke about Zubas"
Tormented
Special Guest: GPC (Rebecca)
Mega-Syntha loves torment, and asks GPC about hers, which is more about being annoyed... by Crow. Mega shows no mercy when it comes to what she's do to the bot in GPCs place. Part 2 - M loves a revenge ghost, but gets irritated with GPCs lunchroom tales of woe (this time concerning Servo)
First Segment Text:
Mega - "She lost her coffee privileges"
GPC - "Does this interview count?"
Mega - "R-E-S-P-E-C-Tea"
GizmoBlip: Tom and Crow practice kissing, by playing spin the bottle, only they've lost their bottle out the airlock. But it seems, once again, the jokes on Emily
Final Segment Text:
Mega - "Tom Servo killed me... with kindness"
Mega - "She lost her coffee privileges"
GPC - "Does this interview count?"
Mega - "R-E-S-P-E-C-Tea"
GizmoBlip: Tom and Crow practice kissing, by playing spin the bottle, only they've lost their bottle out the airlock. But it seems, once again, the jokes on Emily
Final Segment Text:
Mega - "Tom Servo killed me... with kindness"
GPC - "Just how big is the SOL cafeteria?"
Mega - "Tabling the table talk"
The Screaming Skull
Special Guest: Jonah
Why don't you have a crumbling mansion? Jonah blames the economy. The final bit sees Jonah still talking about the housing problem, which he caused by wasting his cash on brunch.
First Segment Text:
Syn - "Don't ask what she does with the fish"
Jonah - "A crumbling gothic MANsion"
Syn - "Sad and spooky is her beard and butter"
GizmoBlip: Jonah, Crow, GPC & Servo read the Misconnections section in Alternative Weekly... which are all SOL related. "Hello idiot", it's another prank.
Final Segment Text:
Syn - "Technically we're all screaming skulls"
Syn - "Don't ask what she does with the fish"
Jonah - "A crumbling gothic MANsion"
Syn - "Sad and spooky is her beard and butter"
GizmoBlip: Jonah, Crow, GPC & Servo read the Misconnections section in Alternative Weekly... which are all SOL related. "Hello idiot", it's another prank.
Final Segment Text:
Syn - "Technically we're all screaming skulls"
Jonah - "Filling in the rest with terror"
Syn - "Has never been invited for brunch"
The Touch of Satan
Special Guest: Crow (Hampton)
Crow can't hear you, and it's all Pearl's fault (much to her delight). Her prank continues to the final segment.
First Segment Text:
Pearl - "All heat"
Crow - "Hear, hear?"
Pearl - "Aint she a stinker?"
GizmoBlip: The bots update Romeo and Juliet for a new generation, and because Jonah (their Romeo) is a method actor, they got him some real poison.
Final Segment Text:
Pearl - "Not today, Satan"
Pearl - "All heat"
Crow - "Hear, hear?"
Pearl - "Aint she a stinker?"
GizmoBlip: The bots update Romeo and Juliet for a new generation, and because Jonah (their Romeo) is a method actor, they got him some real poison.
Final Segment Text:
Pearl - "Not today, Satan"
Crow - "Hear no evil"
Pearl - "No work and all play"
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